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Use one of the methods below to contact me and find out how I can help.

My preferred method is email, but as that is one of the things you might be be wanting help with, you may prefer good old BT.

If you are using a mobile, then you can either call or send a text message.

Luddites land line using POTS (Plain Old Telephone Service):

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Why can't I copy/paste the phone numbers or email address?

Because there are pieces of computer code (bots) designed to scan websites and extract any email addresses so they can send spam.

The method used here is to use css (a web design tool) to hide email addresses from spambots.

As I am paranoid, I have used the same technique to hide the phone numbers, hopefully to reduce the number of calls telling me: I have Had An Accident with my Double Glazing and need to claim back my PPI after I have completed a short Survey-That-Is-Definitely-Not-Marketing

How do I get to the programming page?

You were supposed to add '/programming.html' to the end of the URL in the address bar and press Enter. (The text is white on a white background, so highlighting the line shows it up). But you can always click here